This is gonna be really specific, but I remember this pattern describing rabbit breeding which is accurate but also the weirdest fucking thing to describe it with
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Horizontales
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This is gonna be really specific, but I remember this pattern describing rabbit breeding which is accurate but also the weirdest fucking thing to describe it with
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Better Call Saul pilot
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Brit boy
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Grosser
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8 1⁄2 director
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Raster file extension (that usually has another F at the end)
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Injury Reserve, before 2020 (RIP Groggs)
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Chips n'
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What celebrities do when the marketing agency for a new movie wants to have fan interaction, not understanding that non-fans can also interact, leading to things like Morgan Freeman's "I am looking for interest" quote
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An adjective that cannot describe the number of Rs in said word
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The wrong way to end what is, objectively, the most fun part of singing the alphabet
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Holds it together?
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The band that made one of the most perfect pop songs ever, "Steal My Sunshine"
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Soundcloud user with the worst audio joke I think I've ever seen executed flawlessly (Spoilers, but who cares: https://bit.ly/3PK1ZW8)
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When you can't dance but want to
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Simon's business partner
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"Hey [insert Nintendo CEO], we need to name our new console but don't have any ideas." "Remember what we did with Mario?"
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8, 6D
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Doors, windows, bumpers...
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According to Google, a "showy thing, especially if useless/worthless" (Side note: I constructed the final parts of this puzzle with some friends and we all fucking died when we saw this, as well as 30A)
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Minecraft speedrun cheater, lol (time to get doxxed)
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Dial-up noises intensify
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Death Grips uploads this (according to them)
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What people look like to those in planes
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If that one utterly confusing Christmas song replaced the Rickroll... "Haha, you just got _____! Share this post to totally ____ them!"
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The other side of an if statement
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The ancestor of all Pokemon
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Mythbusters A-Team member (and the one you barely hear about anymore)
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...I didn't even see this one in the puzzle. I'll apologize in advance and clue it as "Some crypto token bullshit, named after that one mythological Greek hunter (abbv.)"
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Cheap beer! (but it, like, rhymes this time)
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People slit/shave this for some fucking reason
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The genderbent counterpart to Edd (from Eddsworld)
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Quoted from the VC in which I constructed part of this (and TMBG): "I GOT HANDED AN ___ RAND SANDWICH STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN IT TASTED SO BLAND"
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"I'm better than you, motherfucker!" (sometimes said sarcastically)
Verticales
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El-P's debut studio album
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$2.25, in Chicago
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Separates the optical signal coming through the fiber into TV, voice and data information (abbv.) (Editor's Note: where the fuck did this come from)
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Film genre (or black 6D)
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Either a tunnel or a rideshare friend
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What 37A is
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British for... you literally just add an H at the beginning do I need to explain further
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European color standard (abbv.)
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Preceding "Oh hi Mark!" (spell the accent out)
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1986 Bon Jovi album (Side tangent: where the fuck did this phrase come from? Do you know? I sure as hell don't)
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"I ___ __ please"
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If you can't sight-read, you better know how to play it by ___
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Norse goddess of medical skill
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When preceded by Koi, a Hebrew and Amharic declaration recited in the synagogue before the beginning of the evening service every Yom Kippur
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"Then I stabbed him three times, does that make it ____ wrongs?"
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The unholy combination of college admission testing and utter relaxation in a hot tub
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Either severe or simple (I thought it meant humble, ngl)
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When preceded by "Fly", a band who has a split with Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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"Shhh!"
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For each
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The side of XOXO that doesn't revolve around mouths touching (I would hope)
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"Don't go far!"
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The current lead singer of Journey (god, remember Journey?)
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Reblog, but for Birdland
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Most common mathematical wave (CO____ IS JUST THIS BUT SHIFTED, FIGHT ME)
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How a cowboy might ask for your gender (if he wants to do the hoop-di-fuck)
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The beginning adlib of SICKO MODE, but for butt people
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The first single of 100 gecs's 10000 gecs
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Canadian heavy metal band formed by Devin Townsend (abbv.)
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24 hours
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Angel signifier (when they look like regular, boring humans and not just W H E E L S)