Alcohol

Clearmalt beverage that tastes like ass

Best drinking movie ever, starring Kevin Heffernan as "Landfill"

___ Farm Strawberry Hill

The lockdown from this introduced millions to day drinking

Kinda blah

Towards the center

Drink too much and you might end up calling Ralph on this

Complains

Are good

Number of digits needed for double-fisted drinking

Worst kind of heart attack

Bunghole related

Enters a judicial decree

Alcohol accessory that makes uggos appear way more attractive

South Dakota lubricating jelly or a standard deviation in Kentucky?

Grosser

Big dummy

Cheese's partner

Awesome name for a male porn star

Type of hot spot

Mexican homegirl

Bravery in a bottle

Someone aligned with the 9th letter of the alphabet

Fail in school

Distinctive periods of time

Dumb, open-mouth condition of Cletus on The Simpsons

Bomb-making digestif that kind of tastes like NyQuil

First butt in the alphabet

Flemish grandma

"Knives Out" nurse Marta portrayer de Armas

"___ the land of the free..."

American kiss and hug?

Morning after bowel condition from drinking too much Jack Daniels

Michael Jackson 3D Disney character after getting court-martialed?

American birds

X-Men character portrayed by Halle Berry

Suppress information, like how Twitter does

Shots of Jameson and Baileys dropped into pints of Guinness

Suggested intake of vitamins and minerals

Strip of cloth wrapped around the waste of a flamboyant type

Sexual material that sounds classier than porno

Spinal Tap guitarist Nigel Tufnel's goes up to 11

"The" to rappers for some stupid reason

Broadcast immediately!

Batman punch sound effect

These home-distillers basically started NASCAR

"Come on in"

Place to park between M and O

Wood-shaping tool

Home of the Seminoles

Paths of celestial objects

Sounds better than mono

Official drink of Al Bundy and No Ma'am

Gen-X parent

Without a loss

A pigeon named Al?

RINO: Republican ___ Only

"Better Luck ___" - Kelsea Ballerini song

Worst drinking movie ever starring Loretta Swit as B.D. Tucker

What Jeffrey Toobin did when he masturbated

Musical genre for people getting blood transfusions?

What used to get slipped into drinks before Roofies

"Be ___ and bring mommy some wine"

British motorcycle manufacturer

"If Congress won't pass my law, ___" - Barack Obama

Sea eagle

Real-Time Payment Notification

"___ La La" - Justine Bieber song

Genre for sad kids who cut themselves

"The Sixth ___" - Spoiler: Bruce Willis was dead

Movie that was spoiled when Brandon Lee actually died

Huge

Menstruating

What you are with a mortgage

Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore when he's really drunk in the morning

Let something go online?

Document that lists dangers of hazardous materials

One better than D-pads

___ Skynyrd

"Trout" in the language spoken by Northern Paiute Native Americans

Syracuse University Outing Club

Girl Hebrew name meaning "wise"

Word used on the Internet to express anger or frustration

These people administer field sobriety tests

Reminder of a wound

Collateralized Debt Obligation

It should be the first K in KKK but it isn't

Anter or infer ending

"Stone" in Japanese

Cutting tool that doesn't make a lot of noise?

Sick shit, perhaps

Apparently but not really or modo starter

Takes the cans out of a 24-pack?

Kankakee, Illinois (Airport Code)

Big-ass shoe size

Supply with

Punch-spiking event with a king and queen

Other Minority Educational Institutions

Some random guy from Scranton, PA

___ Nitrite: poppers

Having knowledge, experience, and good judgement

___ alai

Adam or Atom

The high price of this has nothing to do with Putin

Tough shit, read only memory

No longer an erb?

What hotels rent

Wendy O. Williams - "Kommander of ___"

Undergraduate school with at least 25% Hispanic students

Technical Service Bulletin

Pull an all-nighter before a test

Home of the Oilers

Short guy who had a complex named after him

Possibly the nicest word for "ass"

Colored part of the eye

SOL in China

The edge a squad gets in their own arena

Type of gender for someone who isn't a bender

Berry found in smoothies

Large carnivorous bird or two-legged vicious dinosaur

LaBeouf

Easier to conceal than a rifle

___ head: type of figurine Adam Schiff most closely resembles

Each

1979 killer-asteroid movie starring Natalie Wood, Sean Connery, and Henry Fonda

Theater sign when there are no more seats

Norman Bates' mom

A gleam of light

Online mag

Place to study the effects of SR?

Itallian car company

Group looking for alien life in the universe

Unakite, perhaps

Bank owned by the Indian government

Mined material

Snoop Dogg's cousin

Allow

Turb or bov ender