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Settlers dominion
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Horizontales
- 1ASettlers dominion
- 6ASomething that might be dropped too early two weeks into a relationship but too late two years into one.
- 11AInternet initialism that either indicates a presupposed uniqueness or a desire for community
- 14AA word that used to be one of my favorites that has been co-opted by corporate butts
- 15AA nickname for the lost thing that Indie found
- 16AWe're in the Cenozoic
- 17A*One of the things often seen fed to horses in shows
- 19AWWII British forces
- 20AWhat the latter half of Hulk's catchphrase might be if he were known for making potato salad
- 21AGodman and mystic that talked extensively about the meaning and uses of the word "fuck"
- 22AFamously in Paris (We don't talk too much about it because it's bad)
- 24AGreen prefix (no, not that one)
- 26AA small bear in the queer community
- 28A
As easy as one two three 
- 31A*Outgroup version of a social deduction game that was popularized during the pandemic
- 35AMother or May (without the h) not be Prime Minister anymore
- 36ATokarczuk, author of Flights
- 37AWhat the little comic speech bubble might say after I fall down a chimney and land in a pile of soot
- 38AKwon do
- 39APossess a debt
- 40AA common abbr. for the speedy stat in videogames
- 41AAcronym of a band that, amazingly, predates the clown sightings during the 2010s
- 42AMe as well, if I were being more dramatic about it
- 44ADefeated (With 67A, a hint to the theme of the starred clues)
- 46A*$1 Haunted House tour and loop-de-loop slide package deal
- 49AWhere old school pirates used to store their booty? (abbr.)
- 50AA pretentious pluralisation of social standing
- 51AWorld of Warcraft, if it were educational
- 53AHurt
- 55AAbbr. you wouldn't want your boss to see
- 57AIts queen dances and it desires a man after midnight
- 61AVietnamese dish that I still don't know how to pronounce
- 62A*Ross had one. Folks often used to call him instead of Andre who was at 55-JUMBO
- 65AI have to send in one of these every time I enter a competition
- 66AGenetic enzyme, informally
- 67AA natural snack (With 44A, a hint to the theme of the starred clues)
- 68AWhat all the disciples of Jesus did at the table during the last supper
- 69AIt might be followed by rise, downlow, nose, and a plethora of other expressions
- 70ASufferers from PCOS might have them
Verticales
- 1DA word I used to often get confused with a shellfish
- 2DWater, por favor
- 3DHardy, outdoorsy shoes that have for some reason become urban street fashion
- 4DWidely debunked classification of wolf
- 5DA new way of saying one?
- 6DMe, shouting what the cattle wrangler is using to drag me into the darkness (extended version)
- 7DModern expression of exasperation
- 8DCommand uttered to a digital servant that begins with an assurance
- 9DRapper of Paper Planes fame
- 10D
(for NL fans: What you shouldn't use at a sushi restaurant to kill your family) - 11DRoad that comes to be not by intended design but rather by collective refusal of that design
- 12DAn inland sea in Asia
- 13DDifficulty level in Doom named "I'm too young to die"
- 18DPro ______ invoices (for being polite to the taxman)
- 23DMy reaction to some of the fill I had to put in this crossy (looking at you 18D and 27D)
- 25DThe safest of the four states of matter to pass through the human body
- 27DBritishism for clothes (Alternate clue: The romans lost the last of their clothes when they invaded England)
- 28DWhere the madwoman is, according to Gilbert and Gubar
- 29DMountain alternative in a bog standard icebreaker question
- 30DYou might throw a stale baguette down this
- 32DWith 'never', a moment of no return
- 33DWhat the Barbarian did on their first turn of the combat
- 34DTraditional places to kick people according to old timey cartoons
- 39D=OOO @
- 42DNot an amateur Apple product
- 43DAcronym for the second (not the third) of a beloved fantasy series
- 44D
- 45DHell that many gamers find themselves in
- 47DLeft no crumbs
- 48Dme, when I've exited the carceral system and have a second chance at life
- 52DSome would say it's better than a Prius
- 53DNotifs. put out by law enforcement
- 54DPet with the tagline "Watch it grow!"
- 56DA chill hang
- 58DAlternative to your first choice of public transport (pls forgive me)
- 59DResigned "so" follower
- 60DI got a degree in this (and it's very profitable and I live a very productive life)
- 63DArbor that is neither tree nor person
- 64DWhat I mistakenly thought was an extension of the WWE for years