Clever and a lot of personality! (But can't figure out how old you are given all the hip slang, but you apparently remember when 12D actually played music…)
Epps who is in a lot of crosswords, but also apparently, he's a rapper? I did not know this.
9A
A fairly new portmanteau for fancy outdoor living
14A
More than pico less than micro
15A
When you gotta move cause of your company
16A
A type of cop that works mall security
17A
Scrambled, deviled, poached, and fried
18A
I've never seen this in real life cause I live in a relatively low-altitude area that doesn't get that cold.
19A
Where some old movies can be found
20A
Movie that describes a suboptimal way of viewing things.
23A
What you could do if you reigned over a country with a single citizen
24A
"This article smells _____" - me, when I think something is satire
28A
Movie about all of the good Skywalker's friends appreciating his new prosthetic
31A
Someone with a lot of money and power.
34A
A demanding or a curious person might have many of these
35A
An agreement that we often enter into on website despite not reading it (acronym)
36A
Skip over | I couldn't get this clue to show up the way I wanted on crosshare but imagine there's nothing here.
37A
Two full of salt is too much but two full of sugar isn't enough, in baking terms
39A
Dali's work to Dali
40A
Indians make this with 10d s
41A
Where to suckle
42A
Doors and stereos have them
43A
Movie that shows you where most of your blood is (for the most part)
47A
Act that Whoopi Goldberg put on in the 90s
48A
A card game that's kinda like Rummy. I've never played it, but movies tell me that old people play it | For NL/malf enjoyers: What malf intends to play with your grandma.
52A
Movie about a hilariously impractical prosthetic organ
55A
Where I'd ask my food to be delivered if I lived in the fifth apartment in an alternative London where people use letters for enumeration | A black key on the piano
58A
"i ____ reading all that | i'm happy for u tho | or sorry that happened"
59A
Alcoholics that don't drink and Indias that you can't travel to?
60A
What I want my mom to do when I tell my friend I'll go, but my mom won't let me and then hand to phone to her.
61A
Where it's fun to stay at, according to the Village People
62A
Leave it as it is, in publishing and printing
63A
What to do to tea
64A
"You are ____" - words that might be comforting if you're insecure about yourself but bad if you're sneaking about
65A
Bits
Verticales
1D
One of the types of smiles that is overused in fanfiction
2D
The best beef (apparently, idk, I'm a vegetarian)
3D
One of the two anthropomorphized entities on the shoulders of someone facing an ethical dilemma
4D
"Triumph" by Wu Tang Clan and "Parental Discretion Iz Advised" by N. W. A are examples of this type of song
5D
Duke from the Twelfth Night by Shakespeare
6D
Gregor that really liked peas
7D
"____" - me, a succulent that likes greeting people by punning my own name
8D
Ironically, this clue is in a single column
9D
If your really rich parent does this to you then you can't wander these
10D
Edible legume
11D
&
12D
Where I first started listening to music on the television
13D
Note or sanitary
21D
The black sheep has three bags full of this. How exactly did they measure themselves though?
22D
Sounds made by a goose that went to clown school
25D
The last part of a song
26D
An initialism for a really old boy band that is known internationally
27D
Agreements
29D
What makes waste | Drinking this potion lets you take two actions in a turn in Dnd 5e
30D
hisses in Egyptian
31D
The usual type of operandi
32D
A neighbour to a Saudi Arabian
33D
What someone who doesn't appreciate lilies does?
37D
Four or a fish
38D
Part of Scrooge's signature catchphrase (pre-haunting)
39D
One who keeps all the collected works of recorded history
41D
Where you might find a bird or a branch
42D
A strong piece in checkers but a vulnerable piece in chess
44D
Actor Hawke's superhero moniker after he got the power to become natural gas
45D
Torch holder
46D
A loose shirt or dress that might be worn by a(n) 32d
49D
Individual that is most children's first encounter with the idea of the Panopticon
50D
Disapproved noisely
51D
Helpers abbr.
53D
Manta and sting
54D
Magazine that has made some really poor Person of the Year choices
55D
A class above A in videogames
56D
What to trim on some meat
57D
What you add to water to increase its pH levels to give bagels their crispy coat