Taylor’s ex-boyfriend who crashed a snowmobile and needed 20 stitches
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Horizontales
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Taylor’s ex-boyfriend who crashed a snowmobile and needed 20 stitches
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Taylor’s long tim boyfrind from ngland who sh datd for six yars
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What Taylor’s british ex-boyfriends called the toilet
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She knew he was this when he walked in
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It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, I could only fit the first two letters of title of this song
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Taylor’s long-term boyfriend who co-wrote Exile and Betty under the pseudonym “William Bowery.” At every table he saved her a seat.
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You look like my next _______
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Taylor used to rent a place in NYC on Cornelia __
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When she sings Vigilante Shit on the Eras tour, she struts during this song. Based on the lyrics of the song, that’s certainly an ___ ____
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Taylor giggles at the end of We Are Never Getting Back Together. Not quite a “ha” more of a ____
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She would be complex and this if she were the Man
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Making one of these must have taken all night
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The zodiac sign of Taylor’s good friend Blake Lively
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He knew that she was a person who did this first time that he saw her since she was stealing hearts and running off and never saying sorry
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OK. Hang on tight for this one. Taylor is from Philadelphia. This is also the hometown of a fictional boxer played by Sylvester Stallone in 8 movies. This boxer shares his first name with a cowboy that the Beatles sang about on the White Album. This cowboy’s nickname also includes this animal that looks like it’s wearing a little burglar mask.
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When Taylor pretends to be shy or embarrassed on stage, she is being this word
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The first and last words of this four word song off 1989 about how she hopes her ex-boyfriend runs back to her
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Taylor has recorded these with Lana Del Ray, Ed Sheeran, Bon Iver and, most recently, Ice Spice
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Taylor owns an 11,000 sq. ft. mansion in this city (abbreviation)
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I’ve loved you three summers now (little insect that makes the next word)
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Taylor released a song called Paris on her extended Midnights album. If she was in Paris with her friend Selena Gomez she would call her an ___
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The first three letters of the fifth single off of Speak Now in which Taylor implores someone to meet her in the pouring rain
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The last two letters in the word that comes before 43 down in the title of Taylor’s newest single
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She’s got a blank one of these
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Song off of folklore featuring Bon Iver. She thinks she’s seen this film before.
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You Belong With Meat: this popular lunch meat goes great on a sandwich
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It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, I could only fit the first three letters of the title of this song
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Tis the ____ season
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The word that is occasionally shouted during Bejeweled and you always try to time it right but it always comes in a little later than you think
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When Taylor hushes you while spinning in her tallest heels she may say this
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They are the hunters and we are an animal whose name ends with these two letters (and we run)
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The only two vowels in the title of the first song on Midnights
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Taylor’s feelings are this word meaning of extreme strength or force
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Taylor is the only one of these to have her songs in all ten slots of the Billboard Hot 100
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Her much maligned first single off of Lover in which she says “Spelling is fun!”
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How you talk on the phone when it’s late and your momma don’t know
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The name of the house Taylor bought in Rhode Island, as memorialized in The Last Great American Dynasty, except instead of a house it’s a long rubber tube that you water your plants with
Verticales
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How Taylor Swift likes her steak cooked
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When she broke up with her last British boyfriend in a big fight, this is what they called the fight in England
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Most of the name of a song by Lorde, one of Taylor’s friends; or Taylor dated a Kennedy which is basically the closest we have to these in America
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I’ll be just like Leo in __ Tropez
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Sad Beautiful ______
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The first two letters of Taylor’s hopelessly late pro-gay anthem, the video to which included Katy Perry and RuPaul
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How one could describe Taylor’s tour backdrop - full of light and shining in the dark
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Acronym meaning “Earnings Before Interest and Taxes”. She’s making $500 million of this off the eras tour
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The abbreviations for Sodium Laureth Sulfate, a chemical used in shampoo, which Taylor uses on her hair. Look, at some point these were going to get ridiculous and that point is now.
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Whose photos was Taylor looking at as a little kid in glasses in a photo album on the counter. Warning: this is spelled super weird. You have to imagine an apostrophe before the last letter.
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But it would have been fun. If you would have been the ___
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The moral principles that govern a person’s behavior. Like, do you give back the scarf that your brother’s ex-girlfriend left at your house?
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To attribute meaning to something. “Taylor likes to ______ special significance to the number 13”
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No problem in text slang
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The first four letters of the band that sang Cryin’, Crazy and Amazing, all of which have videos starring Alicia Silverstone
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Ok now things are starting to go off the rails. This is what happens when Doctors of Musical Arts get jobs working airport security
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Karma is _ ____
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A woodwind instrument like a clarinet.
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Abbreviation for Ralph Lauren Aquamarine Pants
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Abbreviation for Northeast Private Equity in Mexico
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She squeezes your hand three times in the back of this on New Years Day
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I don’t start s*** but _ ___ ____ you how it ends
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Every night of this she snuck in through the garden gate just to seal her fate
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First three letters of the first name of a famous Golden Era Hollywood actress whose last name is Taylor. Referenced in Ready for It: “he can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor”
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How you pronounce the first syllable of the first word of the title of the first song on Midnights if you’re fahncy
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Would’ve ______’ve Should’ve but put an a in front of it for no reason
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They say I did something bad ____ why’s it feel so good?
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Everyone’s a sexy baby and __ _ monster on the hill
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Abbreviation for National Endowment for Humanities
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The first letters of the titles of track 4-6 on 1989, in reverse order
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The one of these numbered 13 ran from Pampa to Amarillo but was later replaced with Route 66 (abbreviation)
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Taylor just announced shows in Spain. When asked if they planned on going, fans said “yes” but since it’s Spain they said this instead
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The only vowels in the title of the 8th track off 1989