"Now you say they go to the past. How 'bout we call it 'Back to the Past'." "No no no. a-Back to the Future." "Right, but they go to the past." "...___." (John Mulaney bit)
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Horizontales
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"Now you say they go to the past. How 'bout we call it 'Back to the Past'." "No no no. a-Back to the Future." "Right, but they go to the past." "...___." (John Mulaney bit)
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Bird that will never get a bloke (since it's extinct)
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Aft-backwards?
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*___ (correction by a snobby grammarian on Discord (such as myself))
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Like one house on Halloween that had very intricate graveyard-themed decorations, causing me to not have enough chutzpah to get candy from them
13A
Person featured in a 2007 movie, or many a 2007 remix
16A
Talk about what beautiful weather we're having, maybe
17A
"I did half a Xan, thirteen hours ___ I land" (SICKO MODE lyric)
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Something given to a cheerleader who needs to spell the name of her Philadelphia college
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Fucked up
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Had
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Type of "dynamite bean" Hilary Clinton makes, according to the Bad Lip Reading edition of the first Democratic debate of 2015
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More of a wreck
25A
Parent, sometimes
27A
Japanese period
28A
It's a sign!
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What you may do to a regretful statement
34A
Result of confronting a wither skeleton in Minecraft, probably
38A
The only Hitler ship anyone is allowed to make
40A
"All of these ___s I made off records I produced" (SICKO MODE lyric)
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Doubt
45A
Karen Gillan and others
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Made like Truman Burbank, technically
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___ gan ma (Chinese chili sauce)
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Word before forth that indicates what happened after
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#Me___
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"Hot Right Now" singer Rita
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Zones
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Just oooooooooone more
57A
The Giving Tree, for one
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Go
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52-Across with one letter removed
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Like milk or wine, depending on how well the situation in question played out
62A
Gronk and others
Verticales
1D
Feature of a medieval-themed tavern's name
2D
The big bucks?
3D
"The Joy Luck Club" author
4D
"I have sex daily! Shit, I mean ___"
5D
"And I ___!"
6D
"Don't Start Now" singer Lipa
7D
Bobby of hockey
8D
Louis Sachar book, or what the plots of Louis Sachar's "Wayside School" books have a lot of
10D
Mega Man energy drink that Scott Wozniak tried in his Game Foods episode of Scott The Woz
11D
Took a big step forward?
12D
Macaw relative
14D
Against
15D
Bright element
16D
Place where you can find a Splinter?
18D
Couple
22D
___ one out for the homies
23D
"Should that be the case..."
26D
Song by AC/DC or CaptainSparklez
30D
Person who inspired OK Go's music video for "This Too Shall Pass"
31D
Community character who said "I usually have one foot out of reality and even I'm freaking out right now."
32D
State in which the tire clamp was created! Cool! (Abbr.)
33D
Custom-made
35D
Fake news
36D
"My Red ___" (Squarepusher song)
37D
Answers from children when they are asked if they want to get ice cream
39D
Wreck a résumé
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Important info
42D
Legend
43D
Type of sample that you wouldn't put in a mashup
44D
___ the mouth
45D
Isn't selfish
46D
Ricola rival
54D
It's often green or black
55D
Rude thing to call a witch (you're just jealous that you can't conduct spells as well as her)