Asana where I just do "criss-cross apple sauce" instead
16A
Payment app
17A
"Grandma, it's me, ___." (but imagine that line being said by a burlesque performer)
18A
Peace or voice qualifier
19A
Act followed by shiva and shloshim
20A
Like some video stores
21A
Gal of Glasgow
22A
Bad things to have at the poker table
23A
What you're really paying for when you're dealing with sticker shock
26A
The Doctor's near eternal foe (with "The")
30A
Not-as-marketable figure associated with "romance"
31A
"___ Mario" (Cooking show with disgraced chef Mario Batali)
32A
Data at Love Field; abbr.
36A
The bad type can be blown off as "fake" only for so long
37A
A sibling's spouse, for example
38A
Yen
39A
Latte order size
40A
Monarchic period
41A
Clean
42A
Comedian Boosler
44A
Coming up
45A
Analyze, like grammar
48A
Child in Spanish hymns
50A
Uzo who played Glinda in "The Wiz" (2015)
51A
Tibetan utopia created by James Hilton
56A
One state
57A
Targets
58A
Pay for the meal
59A
Lapped
60A
Some questions
61A
"Mmm mmm mmm!"
62A
Org. helping mom-and-pops
Verticales
1D
Jai ___
2D
Capital of West Germany
3D
Bit of data
4D
Projection type
5D
Harasses with email, say
6D
Invests in crypto just before China cracks down on mining operations, for example
7D
"R ___ Robert Loggia ..."
8D
Clean
9D
Fly
10D
What may be felt when the skirt goes spinny (Yes, I am using this angle a lot. raspberry noise)
11D
Render void, like a marriage
12D
Good sense to have in a bakery
13D
Dessert wines
15D
"ONE TIME AT [Tumblr user's all-girls Catholic high school] ... THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU ___ AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE"
23D
Period in which you might want to give up chocolate or heterosexuality?
24D
Expertise
25D
Cut type
27D
Final bid, for some
28D
Olivia Wilde or Brie Larson (TIL and today YOU do)
29D
"Old ___ Road"
31D
Sorvino who worked with Chow Yun-Fat in "The Replacement Killers"
33D
"Okay ... you got a point there."
34D
City on the Yamuna that's home to a marble mausoleum
35D
Starting crossword fill
43D
Result in
44D
Like some teen movies
45D
Like Ariel's skin (it could use some work)
46D
Love lots
47D
They might be more like "guidelines"
49D
"FUCK, GOHAN! THE FUCKING BALLS ARE FUCKING ___! SHIT, GOHAN!"
51D
This may be taken in the dark
52D
Nickname for Jay-Z because "the flow is religious"