My inner monologue when I look at graffiti on the street that says "Drugz4Lyf" in a stylized font.
24A
Keeps
26A
Morbid sounding boat
27A
These have horns, cavities, and sometimes eggs?
29A
My pastry goes into this before the oven
33A
A fun way to say a lumpy mass
36A
Hundreds or thousands depending on the context
38A
How people in a three-legged race have to move
39A
The opposite of a 1337 gamer
40A
Doing one for me would be really helpful
42A
Things that Link breaks in Zelda (presumably there's royal Hyrulean fund for every time he passes through)
43A
Frank, Hathaway, and of Green Gables
45A
Belgrade occupant, informally
46A
The cheers at La Tomatina
47A
Get emotional (What I do every time I see that racoon lose his cotton candy)
49A
Meme guy who says, "Yes... Ha ha ha...yes," while staring in through a window. (Cryptic enthusiasts might know the guy from the top-left of Bob Weiss's blog.)
51A
Falls over (usually dies right after too)
53A
Spoke Pig Latin?
57A
Might be followed by lose, reason, or gain
60A
It is before every file extension. (For the voyix community: Their command causes nightbot to spew Morse code.)
61A
A way to reference a maiden name that I learnt from crossies
62A
Greeting Mark, Roomily?
63A
What you get when you combine the last words in the answers of 17A, 10D, and 25D. (While technically it's called a splade, I think that's a dumb name.)
66A
Natural structure made of bone and rock (and sometimes ships)
67A
This guy invented Common Sense
68A
Nobel Prize winner Wiesel | Alternate clue: digital misinformation
69A
A melee weapon for a very buff wizard
70A
Star Wars character with their very own show.
71A
I order these for the party at the latest tavern we've landed up in
Verticales
1D
lovesn't
2D
Type of fund that I've only ever seen or heard of in movies with rich people.
3D
A timely way of saying 50?
4D
How did this become a standard measurement when neither part of it is in metric
5D
When I was young, I used these to make nice little buildings. Now, you can use these to make a fully functional, remote-controlled crane and a fricking roller coaster???
6D
An initialism for wave manipulation?
7D
"I think..."
8D
A phrase from a song
9D
"Hey, wanna see my attic?"
10D
A paired sleeping position that does not depend on size, despite the name. (Also, cutlery that I use when I want to savor my dessert.)
11D
A four-letter American state that you'll get eventually by process of elimination.
12D
I think of every comment you leave as a gold one for me
13D
Where I've buried all my sorrows
18D
A 'no' that gamers from Europe and Asia might be familiar with.
23D
Hipbone parts, that is multiples of the same part across several hipbones not several part of the same hipbone.
25D
What an 8th grade theatre kid might use to kill Caesar (What I use to cut up my fake steak)
26D
If you have this quality, you may be allowed to cast the first stone. To know more, contact your local priest.
28D
I do not have the numbers in front of me, but I think these animals have collectively worn the most boxing gloves in cartoon history.
30D
I might drown if I were put in it but I would lose if I played it
31D
With 'up', M. O. P chorus telling you to hand over your stuff
32D
Conspiracy lake
33D
I thought that a locust and this were the same thing because of how interchangeably the two were used as divine punishment
34D
Idiomatic wolf descriptor
35D
Last wife of Mr. Chaplin (Also, the queen of Dreamland from Disenchantment)
37D
Apple assistant
41D
FBI suspended the investigation into this hijacker after 45 years. They had a 66-volume case file on him.
44D
Lawsuited
48D
A relaxation spot for friends with names like "Missile Launcher," "Oatmeal," "Walthazar Bobalthazar Fefifofalthazar III," or "Yam." (I looked up some of these.)
50D
DIY boxes (which I have bought but never got around to doing)
52D
Actress of Parent Trap fame. (Also my first introduction to the idea that one person could act as two people)
54D
Grassy place with one copy of Call of Duty and one copy of DOOM Eternal, but people often only focus on the second one in this place.
55D
Spooky | Alternative clue: A haunted eagle's nest.
56D
I don't exactly know what they are but hockey fans talk a lot about them.
57D
Categorize
58D
There is a parallel universe where this was Roosevelt's nickname instead