AUDIO SOURCES:
1A: Sven Johnson - james bond,
5A: Micah Sommersmith - Shaped like Ohio,
6A: VeggieTales - A Bushel And A Peck,
7A: Neil Cicierega - Daft Mouth,
1D: Text To Speech, 2D: jschlatt - Schlatt's Cookie Tier List, 3D: Rifftrax, 4D: ERB - Tony Hawk vs. Wayne Gretzky
Excellent puzzle. Maybe I'll record a song full of crosswordese lyrics. :)
But also here's your BENT quote my friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoStYNsXcBk&t=68s (it's at 1:08 if it doesn't take you their automatically)