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Horizontales
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When you take a page-turner and page-turn-it-into-a-movie
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Person in a certain type of insurance plan
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Liberia's capital, named after USA's 5th president
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Baltimore bird or baseballer
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Calligrapher's purchase, or what you call the tattoo you got in South Asia
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What the Beatles see when their drummer walks into a house of mirrors
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Lead astray
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Former Russian Ruler*
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151, in Roman numerals
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Hello, for Jose*
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British comedian Jimmy
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"___ the ramparts..."
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Spoke like Daffy Duck
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The next best thing if your go-to option isn't available, or how crossword makers may describe the starred answers in this puzzle
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"Whip It" band
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Hosp. section
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"The Clan of the Cave Bear" heroine, or what Fonzie might say when you ask him what is the largest city in Cali?
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Popular cookie*
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"__ __ PM": 2001 hit whose music video featured Christina Milian doing an impressive dead hang
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Where most people live*
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"Treasure Island" author monogram
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Top-notch sauce
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Yinzers father
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Spanish pronoun
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Where you end up on 80's night after you dig too far back in your closet
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Use a machete to separate something into pieces, into little, bitty, pieces
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Golfer Mark
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What you should do when the meter is reading 3.6 roentgen but your coworkers skin is falling off
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Type of city that keeps catapult makers in business
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Church section*
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One of the few bodyparts designed to bat and flutter
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(Driving) School on the Thames*
Verticales
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[French Friend]
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What you do with your gayest apparel
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&
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Base layer for a painter or what Optimus might put on when he's chilly
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The (invisible) T and A of SAM
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____-quarters: when you sit on a bunch of change
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Famous performer Yoko*
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Rage Against The Machine guitarist Tom
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King of Denmark, third of his name, and first to abdicate until Margrethe II in 2024
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Soothing plant*
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London lavatory*
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Type of hell that won't have you saying lol in LoL
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you right in the middle of a story. In medias ___, when a narrative work drops
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Marvel hero who I assume has the superpower of being able to see
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Soda with a history of inscrutable slogans, including "Cola lovin' woman, Cola lovin' man", "the one with the mad, mad taste", "No, No, Yes, Yes", and of course, "We cool off hot towns"
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Role played by John Hodgman opposite Justin Long in a series of commercials that my fellow millennials will remember. Other generations are on their own. Sorry, if that's not politically correct.
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Comfort or simplicity
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Noah of "The Daily Show"
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#2 on the periodic table, but #1 in our hearts.
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When the appears over Tarzan's head and he realizes he's become a narc
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Actress who may or may not spam the B button in Super Smash Bros. while screaming FALCO PUNCH
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Kid's elec. toy vehicle or what the CEO of 20d drives
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That guy who shows up on my youtube ads threatening to jump in a pool if I keep doing cardio, probably. (I went down a rabbithole on youtube after writing this and I think we can get rid of that 'probably' qualifier)
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QB Manning*
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Hockey great Bobby*
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"___ Blue Sea" 1999 film featuring LL Cool J going crazy hard on the greatest genetically enhanced killer shark-themed song of all time
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Actress Anderson
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Location which police may need to clear (due to containing too many hot singles in it)
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12-step recovery group
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Tolkien monster*
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AAA video game company, or what it feels like their games are often released in
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Oodles
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Sooner's 'allright'
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Gladiator's venue
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Mel of baseball*
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Commedia dell'___, comedian Johnson of 'Laugh In', a magic spell from 'Tales of Symphonia', or how you might reply to Eazy when he asks you what you're makin
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Ancient emp., known for being located in modern-day Iran and having war elephants that can move 25% faster in a certain 64D
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Be indebted to
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Rock producer Brian*
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Lead-in to mental, mentary, or the end of all life per "Deep Impact"
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Come together
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Gov. agency concerned about air quality
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Genre of vid. game that includes, Starcraft, Warcraft, and Age of Empirecraft