Happy Monday Muggles! Did I say Monday? Ah, you know what that means: a brand new, hot off the press MMM for your puzzling pleasure. I had fun making it - I hope you have fun solving it. Thank you to
@Abide for editing and for coining the puzzle's title. And thank you to
@JoeRoss, the Muggles' Tech Wizard. Solvers’ scoreboard updates during the week, nudges on Wednesday and solution on Sunday. Enjoy!