This person acts like a real "Baby," like when he famously peed in a bucket in a New York restaurant's kitchen.
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Horizontales
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This person acts like a real "Baby," like when he famously peed in a bucket in a New York restaurant's kitchen.
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Together with 26-Across, a social status that 1-, 23-, 40-, and 52-Across all had in common, and which many blame for their degenerate behavior.
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"____ me!" the smut book heroine gasped, while falling back on her bed helplessly.
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-ish.
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These professionals all wish that they were Ari Gold from Entourage, without realizing that he was portrayed as an asshole.
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Like what Donald Trump did when pretending to spasm after being asked a question by a disabled journalist.
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Something your printer needs, and that often needs to be replaced, but nobody really knows what it does.
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Blunt, thick needles used especially for drawing tape or cord through a hem.
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Pirates with this ethnicity may say, "I am the captain now."
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Text speak for "serious."
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A common tropical fruit, often used to flavor agua fresca.
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This person brought "SexyBack" when he exposed his co-performer's bare nipple during a performance.
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See 7-Across
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This lizard can whip its tail with so much force that it can break a human knuckle bone.
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"Pussy _____" could either refer to a 1960's Bond girl, or to having an abundance of housecats.
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Remy's kin, who are generally not as capable chefs as he is.
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Dr. Evil wants to put these "frickin'" things on sharks' heads.
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"Need for ____," a popular series of racing videogames.
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An acronym for the state department responsible for serving, aiding, and protecting vulnerable children and adults.
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Despite attempts, this person has not been able to live "The Simple Life" ever since her sex tape was leaked.
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These things always want to occur right when you join a meeting, forcing you to restart your computer.
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What Fauci made us wear, in a clear and indefensible violation of our civil liberties.
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The digit 1 followed by one hundred zeroes.
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What gullible children do to cookies when the fat slave owner commits his yearly late-night trespassing violation.
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"Mean Girls" refers both to this actress's most famous project, as well as the aggressive tabloid treatment she received for her never ending substance abuse problems.
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The whole banana.
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Retirement savings accounts.
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Batman throws his criminally insane enemies in "Arkham ____."
Verticales
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Short name for a common German sausage.
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Disney character voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.
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"____ Stevens," Shia LaBeouf's breakout show.
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The long, flexible stems of climbing plants.
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A hormone that many incels fear will "feminize" them if they eat too much soy.
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The UK's leading gardening charity with over 400,000 members.
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A parasite that hikers often pick up by brushing against long grass.
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A Mesopotamian god of water, knowledge, crafts, and creation.
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Heaven on earth.
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You don't want to be kicked in these.
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An island off southern Alaska, which a species of bear also derives its name from.
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The common ling fish's scientific name consists of this word twice.
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A Canaanite god who the demon Beelzebub draws his name from.
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Banksy's most famous artistic format.
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Mix.
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The capital of Latvia.
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A taboo book genre experiencing renewed popularity thanks to TikTok.
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A Sudanese-American rapper signed to J. Cole's Dreamville Records.
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Every _____ is a heron, but not every heron is a _____.
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The most common type of lupus.
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A regular character in the Super Mario videogame series, who inexplicably looks nothing like his namesake and instead appears fungal.
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A T-Rex has noticebly short versions of these.
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Enchant____, the female version of an enchanter.
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Body parts bounded by the diaphragm and the pelvis.
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______ Kutcher, who was a little too old to make the cut for this puzzle's theme.
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A Jewish elevator pitch.
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Slippery, squirmy swimmers.
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Something Liver King lied about being, which should have been obvious to anyone with eyes.
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An exotic tangelo from Jamaica, who's offputting appearance matches its name.
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Low on funds.
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The capital of Qatar.
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What hydrogen is at room temperature.
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A fancy name for dirt.
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A rare, incurable, and fatal neurodegenerative disorder that used to be common in Papua, New Guinea.
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The only fields of college study that are financially viable.