Eminem song where Slim Shady gets anally fingered by his girlfriend and says “this don’t mean I’m gay, I don’t like men” (The title is 1 letter off from a synonym for “have intercourse”)
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Horizontales
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Eminem song where Slim Shady gets anally fingered by his girlfriend and says “this don’t mean I’m gay, I don’t like men” (The title is 1 letter off from a synonym for “have intercourse”)
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Sound possibly accompanied by “I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION”
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What magic, sperm, and air can be
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Prefix for green (and salty. Like my nuts.)
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What I do with my nuts when I bring them to my car to replace the wheel
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Possible Area 51 residents (prolly got some baddies)
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Rear ends (drooling emoji)
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This was originally gonna be clued as “BBL Drizzy’s Canadian rapper label” but then I changed the first letter to an E :( (Alt clue: President Morales)
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“Never waste your diamonds on a hoe”, for one
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__-Mo, how she was moving when we got out the bed
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Giraffes breakfast utensil and what the silhouette of a circumcised penis kind of looks like
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Disorder that makes you notice imperfections, or One Cool Dad (since yours let me have sex with your mom AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Prone to getting mad (snicker)
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The “snake” in 12D
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The New ____: Twitter show featuring gay beer
Verticales
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PDF ____, jokey name for a child predator
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Upwards, an edible fish. Downwards, edible for a squirrel (or my girl)
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Gears that Ceave Gaming refuses to mention because they aren’t family friendly in his accent
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The park if my dog didn’t pee in it and the place was flipped
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“So make like your daddy and swallow my babies.” — Lego Thor to Lego ____, a la an ERBoH
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What teenagers get during puberty. Other than the urge to have intercourse.
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Like 2 testes in a scrot— I mean, what peas are in
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Has the biggest balls (“You don’t have the balls to do that”)
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Bear in Spanish or a “snake” between two “rocks”
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Omelet ingredient that in Spanish, is the same word for ball