"I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK" game
25A
"No-scoping" esports org.
26A
Sheepish, in a way
27A
Lit, heat, fire, or flames
28A
Crush, et al.
30A
"Icedancer" musician
31A
Word on Louis Cole's signature baseball cap
32A
Bucko
35A
Novel authorr Anthony
36A
Title Rey adopted
38A
Cloud ___ (30-Across genre)
39A
Key you'll need to enter into this puzzle in order for it to be solved
42A
NFL stat
43A
NFL stat
44A
Figurines that Griffin McElroy famously put in his mouth
46A
Sierra of liquid
47A
Improved for
49A
Label for The Rutles' "Archaeology"
51A
Jones of money
52A
What I'd better do constantly to this crossword as I'm working on it for fear of my computer blue screening for no reason again
53A
Like a foolproof process, in terms of efficiency
56A
Its mascot is named ___ Bear, which I find unoriginal
57A
Drink that becomes a verb when its double letter is made singular
58A
Cause for a certain alert
59A
Big time
60A
"dw"
Verticales
1D
Ashes, e.g.
2D
Waffle
3D
[Waffle]? No, [Urge] (3, 2)
4D
Volume
5D
12-Down product
6D
Say "Luke, I am your father", for example
7D
Makes like Kathryn, the official Prop Gremlin of my college's theatre group
8D
Bust it down, à la Zay Hilfigerrr & Zayion McCall
9D
Now THIS is epoch!
10D
Narsty
11D
Air suffix, commercially
12D
Near beer pioneer (not actually sure if they're a pioneer i just wanted the triple rhyme)
13D
You're doing it right now
14D
Mid
21D
C-___ (mid)
24D
Sly bit of dialogue?
25D
"Live ___"
26D
Put on
27D
Visual media company eponym
28D
Pernoctated
29D
The ___ ("There She Goes" band)
30D
Regatta
32D
Olivine gems
33D
Increases
34D
End-of-year occasion for music reviewer Anthony Fantano
35D
Gets, as the proverbial cat would
36D
One with a dedicated day on May 1st
37D
Crowd's interjection in Aaron Carter's "That's How I Beat Shaq"
40D
J. B. of Curb Your Enthusiasm
41D
Latter of a two-meal day, possibly
45D
Sexuality represented by this flag: https://bit.ly/4f5JPuv (promise me you won't look at the link once it redirects, i got a bit.ly account for a reason goddamnit)