Conspiracy Theories

Lee Harvey Oswald and Sirhan Sirhan

Rules or principals by which something is judged

FBI sting operation that busted corrupt Congressmen

The lack of

One who gets a flat-screen TV in the name of racial justice

He was behind the St. Valentine's Day Massacre but went to jail for tax evasion

Theory behind the mysterious deaths of Bill and Hillary associates

Give off

Hamstring or Achilles

A jerk or a democrat (same thing)

Membership-only big-box retail store minus the Cs

Water fowl that can be Cackling or Bar-headed

Long sharp weapons or a reality TV fishing show

Person hired to sell a false-flag operation like Sandy Hook or January 6

Black or Covert

Machine gun, short-barreled shotgun, or suppressor

Ignore or reject

See the letter that comes after G

Something the truly pathetic sniff to get high

Let loose

What Pelosi does to her hair and opposite of what she does to her mustache

Las Vegas tech convention held in January

Substances to make it seem like someone died taking a bath?

Scanner that reads tests

Metal-handed SPECTRE agent who conspired to blow up a space mission

Atlanta music compilation or having a liquid crystal display location

Holmes initials and a text telling someone to STFU

Chemical or biological agent released in the sky by an airliner

Make soup out of boob-supporting undergarment?

Alternate form of a forbidden thing

A menagerie with no water, perhaps

Explanation for the impossible wounds of the JFK assassination

Nonsense

Type of VD, for short

Grooming tools for your female chicken?

Location of mind control experiment that ended with poison Kool-Aid

First murder victim

Weather control weapon located in Alaska

"___ poor Yorick! I knew him..."

Psychedelic meth

Maybe he didn't really die on the toilet

Diner owner involved in the "Kiss My Grits" conspiracy

Corpse

Halloween prank

Mexican nerd

Land measurement

Units of resistance

Highly mobile military unit

9-digit code the government uses to track you

Conspiracy theory that British Intelligence assassinated Diana Frances Spencer

Name for a Los Angeles record store or ultimate frisbee team?

Christina who played Wednesday Addams

Lip or N follower

___ - magnon

Condom

Son of Zibeon and father of Aholibamah

NASA pulled this off on July 20, 1969

Socialist writer Romilly

Pale girl named Amy who is sad about stuff and spells her name wrong

Two thumbs up for alternating current?

Be blinded with rage

Thoroughly soaked

CIA mind-control program with LSD

Formal agreement

Capable

Desert of sin lying between Elim and Mount Sinai

Delivers

Not out of town

Cheap mink stole?

Letters before McConnell or Cruz

Upright post with a transverse bar used for crucifixions

Disease that mysteriously appeared after gay men were given a polio vaccine

Unit of perceived noisiness

Races with 8 laps, perhaps

New immoral act?

Shop Replaceable Units

Pretend

4-year degree

Malcom X was assassinated while giving one of these

Pizza joint where Hillary Clinton runs a Satanic child-trafficking sex ring

___ cytosis: iron deficiency

Metric measurement that's about a yard long

It ain't good, I'll tell ya that

Title of a loud person's autobiography?

People targeted by 9D

Remote control thick white salad dressing?

Stylishly fashionable

Term that could describe testicles, vaginas, or a room dedicated to fornication

Old school diet soft drink

Greek god of the underworld

Type of covert messaging that makes you assassinate public figures

Very holy or virtuous

Barrios or ghettos

Live together, briefly

Social media thank-yous

For the 10th time in a row in these puzzles: Homer Simpson exclamation

Insane dudes

Ancient Greek word meaning "good genes"

He made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs

Statements expressing general truths

Process coffee beans

Get rid of

A small lozenge

Hotel where Black Dahlia Murder victim, Elizabeth Short, was last seen alive

A Swiss mountain

Obeys

Military branch with boats

Not those

Assistants

Talentless performer who died in a plane crash that Travis Barker survived

Actor's part

Michaels and "The Hitman" Hart

Secretly collect information

Conspiracy involving Nazis escaping to Argentina

Manner of doing something

Batman punch sound effect

Morally principled K-9 superhero, perhaps

A glimmer of light

Hemorrhoid symptom or cherry flavored rock cocaine

Financial institution used in the Iran–Contra affair

This makes sure you boat is where you left it

Give a lethal dose of fentanyl to a cartoon clownfish

College for academic losers?

Latin word for surety

What you do after lather but before repeat

"___, I saw, I conquered"

Unfunny black comedian Wanda

R2-D2 or C3PO

Cannon on Hoth that looks a giant laser-firing boob

"Straight Up" singer Paula

Opposite of go

Laurence Tureaud's username on eBay?

Engine Not Operationally Ready

Richmond Girls Softball Association

Legal disclosure document that must be given to individuals interested in buying a U.S. franchise

Ammo feeding device or a Cragar SS

Hit someone hard

Opposite of SW