Seinfeld character featured in the 4-Down from "THIS 4-Down IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IT MAKES ME WANT TO MAKE A BREAKCORE TRACK WITHOUT LOOKING" by DiamondBrickZ
16A
i had a good quote from the movie Superfast! (2015) relating to this entry that i wrote down in my notes app a while back but i can't find said note so just. sigh. it's a reed instrument. you gotta trust me it was a great quote guys
17A
Ryan of old YouTube
18A
Bad Luck Brian or Charlie Bit My Finger
21A
One of two places in which the phrase "T-rav" is commonplace, according to my team of scientists* (*myself and Norah Sharpe)
22A
Batman or Superman, e.g.
23A
Lemon of television
26A
Lemoon ___ televisioon (clue in this puzzle with the O's doubled)
28A
Millan of children's TV's "Mutt & Stuff"
29A
Some apples
31A
Ultramaroon
33A
"Uh... meow?"
34A
Look really creepy, per Tyra Banks
35A
Shots
37A
"If you accept the definition of a word is some letters surrounded by a gap, then 'xnopyt', '___', and 'hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblblblwhitoo'ap' are all words, despite being pretty much meaningless." (Tom Scott quote regarding what counts as a word)
44A
Rose to the occasion? (the occasion is constructing indie crosswords)
45A
Gesticulate all over the place
46A
Stay in
51A
"Yeah I'm ___ who fucking cares" (2011 Skrillex tweet)
52A
Word before bay or hold, or words before honk or vroom
53A
Like some people in the later stages of transitioning, in short
54A
___ Tar (main character of a 2022 film (what do you mean wrong movie (bro i don't go to the movies anymore ever since i was scarred by that trailer for A Wrinkle In Time don't pin this error on me)))
56A
Chain purchased by Foot Locker in 2021
57A
Studies
61A
Telecommunications company that was founded in 21-Across, but is now headquartered in Dallas
63A
Trending hashtag upon Dream's face reveal
69A
Catch sight of
70A
In a throuple, e.g.
71A
British comedian Richard who had to sit through Greg Davies's Bad Dong debacle firsthand
72A
Catch sight of
73A
Younger brother of the 68-Down
74A
Mr. Oizo song with an inappropriate-sounding name whose only lyric is "Unfinished"
Down
1D
Word after next or before X
2D
Band whose song “Telephone Line” reminds me of Green Day’s “21 Guns” a lot
3D
Color
4D
Modern moving picture
5D
Duty (hehehe) or load (hehehe)
6D
50 after, to sane people
7D
Their full name translates to "brocaded carp", which I misread as "brocoded carp" which made me like "hell yeah these fish are bros"
8D
Artist behind "Ring Ring" and "Under Attack" (this is foreshadowing. you don't know why yet but it is)
9D
Peal
10D
Exclamation upon realizing this bitch empty
11D
The motions
12D
This way!
13D
Time span measured in years
14D
Shmancy-ass residences
19D
Tongue-y
20D
___ Deck
23D
Dalai is one (am i phrasing this right (editor's note: i know i'm not phrasing it right this is a jokey clue))
24D
Bones near the coccyx (stop laughing)
25D
"When you outside and you smell that ___"
27D
"Big Pun and ___, they twins" (lyric from "DIRTY!" by JPEGMAFIA)
29D
School grp. all about acceptance
30D
"'I see the ___,' my sister cried / The ___side we'd soon be beside" (banger bar from Gaelic Storm's "Swimmin' In The ___")
32D
___ bottoms
33D
Newspaper with crosswords edited by Mike Shenk, for short
36D
Ryan Howard portrayer
38D
Animal that's an anagram of 31-Across
39D
"gdi" relative
40D
Nickname for a famous Jennifer
41D
Scott Wozniak's initial response to the question "What is the first thing you open when you come home at night?", in the Scott the Woz episode about game show games
42D
Some lively dances
43D
Nickname for a famous Jennifer
46D
Popular husband, nowadays
47D
Some green mushrooms
48D
Possible reaction to figuring out the answer to 49-Down
49D
Like the person reading this clue
50D
Home state of 60-Down (the author, not the revolutionary)
55D
Standing by the plate
58D
Parts of sets
59D
"Just... go in... the stupid... hole... you fucking... golf ball..."
60D
Author Nathan who wrote the graphic novel series about revolutionary Nathan
62D
The other Diggs, besides Daveed (love you Daveed)
64D
"ttyl" relative
65D
Surname of my freshman year geometry teacher, which was of course really funny to all of us because no matter how much you age your sense of humor stays the same (i don't think he was related to Courtney if you're curious)
66D
Dennings of "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist"
67D
Musical artist ___SZA (no relation to SZA)
68D
Big 1983 tech release
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