____ an X, a J and two V's, twelve P's and twelve H's, twenty-four T's; three K's, ten more C's, their total in N's, one D and one F for each stanza I've penned; three R's for each dubya, two S's per L, six B's and ten M's and then ten G's as well; one-hundred-nineteen-ish vowels in all, one bizzare symbol, and a clue that sucks balls.