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Evolution’s favorite beclawed crustaceans
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Across
- 1AEvolution’s favorite beclawed crustaceans
- 6AA man’s “look” (slang)
- 10ARed light
- 14AThe second leading cause of lung cancer after smoking
- 15AAssign a number of stars to
- 16AA Hydrox sandwich cookie knock-off
- 17AType of acid first isolated in 1806
- 18ACoyote TNT supplier
- 19ADEA agent
- 20AAdele song about trying to use a wet lighter
- 23AIdentifiers on most electronics (abbv.)
- 24ASugars Suffix
- 25AApple TV+ series “Ted _____”
- 28AShe’s truly truly truly outrageous
- 30ARegulator of US airwaves
- 32AA lil lie
- 33AIt’s supposedly pronounced “sequel” even though it has no vowels!
- 34AThe current one is the Holocene
- 36AThe A in IPA
- 37AIIRC
- 41AThe way
- 42AI didn’t win and I didn’t lose…
- 43ACollege major for band kids (abbv.)
- 44AAn upperclassman
- 45AEnding to many nonprofit websites
- 46AVision organ
- 47APitch it in a park, not in math class
- 49AActor McKellen
- 51AA sound a cow makes
- 54AHis Feast is on March 17th
- 59ANew England chowder ingredient
- 61AOne in Tokyo
- 62AIt shares an island with the Dominican Republic
- 63ABrian Johnson sings for this band “like there’s a cattle prod at his scrotum”
- 64ATo get high
- 65AA great thing to put
- 66AFermented soy bean seasoning
- 67AStupid sexy Zelda aquatic race
- 68AThe guy at the dispensary said it’s a good thing
Down
- 1DUnrefined language or humor
- 2DNoodle dish served with 66A
- 3DWhere you enter mines
- 4DA great excuse to eat marshmallows
- 5DTissue payload
- 6D“Foiled again!”
- 7DRevenge in German, as Sherlock would know
- 8DTFW you see a relatable meme
- 9DSource of pressure
- 10DJustice Sotomayor, to her friends
- 11DBloomberg banned these in restaurants back in 2008
- 12DWhen the singer of the US national anthem starts really showing off
- 13DTwitter shorthand for those who aren’t white
- 21DA sound a cow makes when walking backwards
- 22DThe “science” of turning lead to gold
- 26DPie cooling surface
- 27DIt’s brand logo is based on Andre the giants face
- 28DThe first US President whose dad also had the job
- 29DYou need 2 hearts of friendship before he’ll let you in his Stardew Valley beachside cabin
- 30DMakers of the Model A, C, F, N, and T
- 31D“Proud Mary” band
- 33DWhat you get in a copy of Yahtzee, besides dice and rules
- 34DA vape but less cool sounding
- 35D“The Raven” author
- 37D“____ living!” (2 words)
- 38DLittle angry red guy with solenopsin in his venom
- 39DSome people on Tinder are looking for it
- 40DA white ball, or the stick you hit it with
- 46DHe wrote the Windows 95 startup noise (using a Mac)
- 48DPublisher of Pac-Man
- 49DBlood of the Greek gods
- 50DLoyal Hachiko’s dog breed
- 51DNot how my bologna spells it’s second name
- 52DWhere Beyoncé wants you to put her love
- 53DPoints at Thor lol whose kid is this
- 55DA man’s “game” (slang)
- 56DHigh class stroller brand
- 57DWhat a caveman might say
- 58DBeatles tune “Penny ____”
- 59DStreamers use one to show their face
- 60DRoman numeral quiz: 50, 100, 1