The four starred clues are ROYAL WE, SEE YOU, DEAD CALM, and SEA MONKEY. From 59A59AWhat cops are required to do for criminal suspects... or a way to interpret the starred clues together to get a description of something similar to the stolen item with enumeration (3 1 6 3), which will help you to find the meta answer[---------------], we can read aloud all of the right words of these two word phrases to obtain the phrase WII U COMMON KEY, matching the enumeration. The Wii U common key is a 32 digit hexadecimal number, which matches 53A53AEvil spell, or a certain numbering system employed in this puzzle[---]. From 32D32DFor example, one of the sixteen consecutive 39A/8D pairs, which you should ignore[----], 39A39A For this puzzle, the leftmost one is 0 and the rightmost one is F (abbr.)[---], and 8D8DFor this puzzle, the bottommost one is 0 and the topmost one is F [---] we can infer that we have to split this number into 16 pairs, each dictating a row and a column of the puzzle. Taking the letter at each coordinate pair (ignoring the duplicated A2) we find that IT WAS ON PORPOISE, referring to the PLACE27DAspect of the theft revealed by the meta answer[-----] where the Wii U common key was found (on Dolphin emulator) and the INTENTIONality of this theft.