Band whose song is sung in this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxn1SgKds) [A]

This clue's number, in dice rollin' slang [F]

Parrot voiced by John Oliver in the remake of The Lion King (fuck Disney) [A]

Something 57D people are inherently not [A]

Decadent monochrome dessert [F]

Bullshit about plums in an icebox, for example [F]

Sonics [A] (Note: have you ever seen Sonic going the posted limit)

Designated location for capitalist marketing [A]

Device that makes a ping-pong-ping-pong-ping-pong-ping sound [F]

Disclosure song featuring Sam Smith [F]

Girl Scout cookies that Frisco confused for a language [A]

HI bye [F] (Note: the clue "kawaii in hawaii" needs to happen)

"___ INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR" and never fucking closes it, rude! [A]

Facebook Marketplace happening [A]

Shpeedy [F]

Purple yam that tastes really f'in good in ice cream [F] (Note: you can curse you fucking coward) (Note: shut the h*ck up)

Frank Ocean single for an album he's decided to scrap in favor of a 25,000 dollar... ring. Yeah. [A]

Not yet determined, datewise (abbv.) [F]

Banned incesticide [F]

Part of 51A [F]

Two under par [F]

The two cluers of this puzzle have them (and I hope you have one too) [A] (Note: i hope you aren't slenderman but if you are i don't discriminate)

Utopian [A]

It's basically a deer, come on guys [A]

The best horror movie franchise (RIP Wes Craven) [A] (Note: trick question, all horror movie franchises are terrible because i'm a wussboy)

Panama, e.g. [F]

"_____ I LEFT YOUUUUUU I FOUND THE WORLD SO NEW, Æ, ÆÆ" [A]

Fucks up a door, but not a chicken [A]

Like some diabetes, if early [A]

"We were close, man!" [F]

Parent company of paper company Dunder Mifflin [F]

Only eating foods that are bad for you (more specifically, your taste buds), perhaps [F]

Still not Squidward's instruments [A]

It's often under 3? [F]

Knots of this kind are cool [A]

___NINETEEEEEEEEEEEN (dot com) [A]

How d'fuck'dis guy fit'na chin-ney [F] (Note: i apologize profusely) (Note: akali here, don't you dare apologize for this masterpiece)

Get defenestrated from your house, metaphorically [A]

The greatest sound made in Moonbase Alpha [A] (Note: if you haven't seen the video fucking watch it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo)

___ Virtual (Vaporwave artist) [F]

Rapper -Z [F] (Note: um achsually he got rid of the hyphen in 2017) (Note: hey editor eat pant)

Got the hell out of dodge [F] (Note: getting the fuck out of a Dodge would be "exiting")

___Venom (Minecraft YouTuber) [F]

Lil Ugly Mane single, "Bust A ___" [A]

Steve _____ (DJ if Disney were making a Mario pun and were reeeeaaaaaally desperate to add a "hip reference") [F] (Note: don't blame me for this)

Company that hired a lamp to murder a letter just to film it [A]

____sfy, as an ppe_it [A] / [F]

Strung together? [A]

Sauce used to decorate tagliatelle al ragù [F] (Note: I put this in the grid realizing I don't want to fucking clue this bullshit)

Most people've never done this to a neck [A] (Note: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY PEOPLE'VE also that's a weird way to describe choking)

___ table (Minecraft item used for mapmaking) [F]

At, with "in" [F]

Coldplay's Chris [F]

Hence [F]

Celebrity chef Emeril [F]

Where Garfield phones washed [A]

"I hear there's a new version of Jane ____ in the offing." -Ferb [F]

Bavaclavas, kinda? [A] / The Slump God's younger brother, probably [F]

Trays that ain't yours? [A] (Note: you stole this + bad pun + L + ratio) (Note: i am cringe but i am free)

Where one could be either in a manic state or a depressive state [A] (Note: i am not a psychologist, i am sorry if this is incorrect)

Language for the ___tian people who live in ___s [A]

100 is an uncommon one [F]

Part of a hive [F]

The start of something? [F]

Affirmative, super casual style [A]

The worst type of creepypasta [A]

Like rent, maybe, for a 9D [F]

Slang for an apartment [F]

Golfer Ernie [F]

David Blanchard's fate at the end of "Society" (1982) [A] (Note: do not look this up) (Note: frisco here, seconded)

It constricts, but it'd be cool to see one construct for a change [A]

(Whole) thing [F]

Christs? I guess? Because of Christmas??? [A] (Note: Aphex Twin would be rolling in his grave) (Note: bold of you to assume he has a grave)

Obtain, as a feel [F]

Alternative to MLA [F]

Ocasek, who produced Weezer, Weezer and EWBAITE [A]

They carry life? [A] (Note: iN mOrE wAyS tHaN oNe)

The best type of geometry [A]

Weight wizard (unabbv.) (6) [A] (Note: this is beyond convoluted. you've learned well) (Note: eat my shorts)

Carpet fucker (in some headcanons (probably (I'm too afraid to check))) [A] / [F]

They can list farts or random Buzzfeed bullshit [F] / The most derivative content known to man, unless they're listing the numbers from 1 to [REDACTED] [A]

___-Town, slang for ___cago [F]

Word that can be repeated ELEVEN times before "a better effect on the teacher" [F] (Note: fuck english, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo)

Color that's one letter away from a type of receptacle [F] (Note: the receptacle holds the color)

Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime, summertime... human of the female variety [A] (Note: smoove mooth)

"Last ____", an OK Go song [A]

The asshat that made the game where 104A comes from (fuck this dude) [A]

The pervert's Radiohead song [A] (Note: or what the guy on The Bends's cover is (probably))

From 1 800 PAIN's "I MIGHT DIE": "She off the 'caine if she ____ on the Weeknd" [A]

Circus performer who bites the heads off of live chickens (I need to rethink who I am) [F] (Note: frisco what the fuck) (Note: don't blame me blame the dictionary)

Bad Game Design 101: When you keep saying "oh hey i should add that" and forget to actually work on the main parts of the game [A]

Artist Badoobee [F]

"You know what they... speak. Yeah." [A]

Remember when he said "it's morbin' time" and morbed all over the crowd? Pretty morby if you ask me [A]

Like someone wearing a black ring, perchance [F] (Note: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY PERCHANCE)

"___ IT GOOOOOOOO THIS TOOOOOOO SHAAAAAALL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS" [A]

Abbreviation for cock & ball dorture [F] (Note: the easiest clue in the world, ladies and gentlethems) (Note: i'm a little scoundrel. a scamp, even)

__, YOU, YOU, __ (Quote from a jacksfilms video) [F]

Doing this infinitely to a plane can be pretty time-consuming (and fun) [A]

They see the light? [A] / [F]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3R70iIh95sU4EUoy4bAZqd?si=4d010da9b9034a2a [F] (Note: i take no credit for this bullshit)

See 72D [F] (Note: greatest clue ever) (Note: frisco here, no)

Band who did 71D (but like in an alternate universe where one of the band members just didn't exist) [F]

Band named after lead singer Jon [A]

Do over, test-wise [A]

Abbreviation for a Jam band? [A] / {F]

Secondary protag in WALL-E to WALL-E [F] (Note: aren't they dating, too?) (Note: they never said it, so i don't want to assume) (Note: well i do)

Type of destination for Flight 180 [A]

Tool that's often bought before a grandma [F]

Would a regular one be of the Death variety? [F]

Clone Hero streamer who once played a mashup that [our] friend Beverly made [F]

Nudist's 56A clothing option [A]

Rating that would censor 85D's clue [A]

___ : grind :: bone : pick [A]

Stealing nuclear documents from the White House, perhaps, even storing them in your basement, Perhaps, in the location where you were known to live, PERHAPS [A] (Note: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY PERHAPS)

"___, Soulja Boy Tell'em!" - any rational person in the year of our lord 2022 [A]

Dejected exclamation for an Australian [F]

Verb that sounds like it's being done ironically [F] / When you drink boba you _____ 102D [A]

Chutzpah [F]

Follows "This bitch empty!" [A]

Pokemon Professor (still waiting for Professor Redwood, canonically) [A]

It was really fucked up in Thor: Love and Thunder [F] (Note: did you SEE that baby) (Note: no) (Note: aww)

My reaction when I see a Real Monsters™ [F]

Org. that uses wands [F]

Nickname that omits "mond" [F]

Miller with the mixtape 55A [A]

Unaging Pokemon fucker [A]

P [F] (Note: haha funny phineas ferb reference) (Note: die)

One who wears the pants [A] (Note: how they fuckin then) (Note: they ain't, shoutout 57D)

Friend you know from school, perhaps (abbv.) [F]

Labor union whose president is, I kid you not, Rebecca S. Pringle [F]

Bread that tastes and smells like pickles for no fucking reason [A]

Real Monsters™ reaction when they see a me [F] (Note: ™™™™™™™)