Wotsits

Diagonal diocesean. Harold may remember his name

Possible route when not at home

Made a mess

Mortimer and monkhouse manage to stay afloat

Hell or bed. En route in tutu

Swift ending without starting fast in this case

In the back of a taxi with gem outside

A thousand? Got a good deal all round

Sounds like a couple were going

A confused beer journal. Make a triangle? Pull the udder one!

A family without kids at first

Fuming. Followed by red breasted boy or the bandits?

Endless adoration before herbal time

Stephen King’s computer class?

*Made up word. Workout with music brought to climax by Nelly Furtado. Dirty slapper in the workout area added kilo and down she went and there she blows

Belonging to only fans initially

Great and blue. Like boobies they go up when things bust

1 of 2 put in a bag and messed about. It’s bollocks!

He removed the massive cinema screen after a drink and still boosted spirits

Medusas kind pursued by a Chelsea hero

Crosby’s tip was snipped to settle his debt. Everyone felt bad

Vehicle is followed by nothing when in the sea. Reinvented radio inventor put one in after treat

Burnt when having a stroke.? Bottoms up

Jewels are out of order. So was lister talking about my dirty dick

Give me a thousand before I can open the door

A souvenir of circumcision? The newborn called and I ended up losing 50

Touch and go for the hirsute

This hooter dropped its arse when in pain

Use my old name when surrounded by the average

Take action but if repeated it may never be seen again

Thankfully the reservists came back to the front

Are they blue veins? Get in shape!

You are needed to keep the meat moist whilst spit roasting. If you mess up you can suckle the kids yourselves

Leaning offspring. He needs to wear his other leg lengthener!

Satellite bears bottom. Out of order and now single

Getting your titters out and having a gas

A bit of a to do over Falklands. The colour back. Cornish finest will sort them out

Composer did not finish when the queen of jazz began. Both claimed to be topping

The eggs gags? Country folk take the L, strap on and take your load

A mischievous whore manager spends a penny

Fit at the front. Looks better before treatment. Give them fifty in the end

Steve Cram ranted and raved until fed scouse

Boy finally handles milk makers, they heard

Made a mint investing 50 into shit. Now watch sport in the pool

Pee in front of a mule to graduate this course

Sleepy headed thing