Dad Jokes #3
◆ · By Randy Hunt · Published 2022-10-16T12:15:52.425Z
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When I was a kid back in the ‘80s, I shared my bedroom with an Hispanic girlfriend. Her name was Commodore _____.
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- 1AWhen I was a kid back in the ‘80s, I shared my bedroom with an Hispanic girlfriend. Her name was Commodore _____.
- 6ASometimes I like listening to some classic _____ Jones. Don’t Know Why…
- 7AGravity is one of the fundamental and delicious forces in our universe. If you remove it, you get _____.
- 8AWhat do you call this guy from Tijuana who only sells beauty products and lottery tickets? _____ lotero.
- 9ATwo mice in a movie theater projection booth were chewing on film _____. One says to the other, "The book was definitely better."
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- 1DHusband: "When I get mad at you, you always keep your cool. How do you control your _____?" Wife: "I clean the toilet." Husband: "How does that help?" Wife: "I use your toothbrush."
- 2DScientist: “We've successfully taught a dog _____ code!” Dog: [taps paw] Me: “What did he say?” Scientist: "Woof."
- 3DWhat letter makes a pirate happy? P, because without it, he’s _____.
- 4DI meant to buy one _____ online. When the package arrived, there were two of them in the box. Apparently, I had clicked ORDER! ORDER!
- 5D__! ___, love is blind. And marriage is an eye opener.