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dividing by zero, and going against a sicilian when death is on the line, for two

word that appears fifteen times in the lyrics of a bjork song of the same name which sought to teach kids about geology and music theory

im in a throuple because my two girlfriends are so beautiful, i had to tell them you're both too _________k just one of you (both my gfs also smoke weed btw

_versity of illinois at urbana champaign, where the first computer-assisted proof was completed

pity pn plorida phat posts phe pfl peam puccanneers

the highest priority move in pokemon, unless they add pursuit back into the games

native people likely mentioned in a nebraskan's land acknowledgement

its like if a kinder surprise egg was an ugly rock with a gorgeous crystal inside

you can find a bunch of them in a norwegian subterranean vault

certainly the most malicious kind of portent

the only qb in nfl history to win three consecutive league championships (one of them was pre merger it still counts though stfu)

put the string 'shad' between the fourth and fifth letters of this word to find the name of the awfully hot coffee pot guy

grace and balance, with a more girlbossy connotation

a swede ???? who wrote girl with the dragon tattoo ??? besties im sorry this is so twisted i didnt mean to put him in the puzzle i didnt mean to i didnt mean to im so sorry

my dad thinks this means watching two episodes of a tv show in the same sitting (love u dad ur the best <3)

fodder for an i hardly know er joke that probably kills at printer conferences

The moon is trans. / From this moment forward, the moon is trans. / You don't get to write about the moon anymore unless you respect that. / You don't get to talk to the moon anymore unless you use her correct pronouns. / You don't get to send men to the moon anymore unless their job is / to bow down before her and apologize for the sins of the earth. / She is waiting for you, pulling at you softly, / telling you to shut the fuck up already please. / Scientists theorize the moon was once a part of the earth / that broke off when another planet struck it. / ____ came from Adam's rib. / Etc. / Do you believe in the power of not listening / to the inside of your own head? / I believe in the power of you not listening / to the inside of your own head. / This is all upside down. / We should be talking about the ways that blood / is similar to the part of outer space between the earth and the moon / but we're busy drawing it instead. / The moon is often described as dead, though she is very much alive. / The moon has not known the feeling of not wanting to be dead / for any extended period of time / in all of her existence, but / she is not delicate and she is not weak. / She is constantly moving away from you the only way she can. / She never turns her face from you because of what you might do. / She will outlive everything you know." - the moon is trans by J. Jennifer Espinoza