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Just Joking

· By SamuRai · Published 2024-02-18T13:04:53.667Z

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  • Grant Kennell 🤓2:10 · 2024-02-19T02:20:28.936Z
    Good puns are a sign of intelligence
    • SamuRai constructor · 2024-02-19T03:31:49.928Z
      Bad puns are a sign of paternity. Thanks for enjoying it.
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    To the rest of us John Gotti was The Teflon Don, but to his friends he was a ____ pal.
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    1. 1A
      To the rest of us John Gotti was The Teflon Don, but to his friends he was a ____ pal.
    2. 5A
      A French chef painted S’s on her vehicle so that when she drove down the street people would say “Look at that S ______.”
    3. 6A
      Someone let 1000 calves loose at a dairy farm. It was udder _____.
    4. 7A
      There are three types of people in the world. Those who can _______ and those who can’t.
    5. 8A
      The insect laughed so hard at my joke that he urinated a little. It’s okay though. After all he is a milli____.
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    1. 1D
      The best truck to take to the garden center? A Chevy ____.
    2. 2D
      Henry Winkler stood accused of investment _____. He was running a Fonzie Scheme!
    3. 3D
      Twelfth Night’s Fool: “O, he’s drunk, Sir Toby, an hour _____; his eyes were set at eight i’ th’ morning.”
    4. 4D
      I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I ____ my case.
    5. 5D
      Overheard in a class on sports history: “At Lake Placid, I thought we beat the Russians in hockey, but their jerseys say ____.”
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