What all living things on Earth will become in the end

Examples: Certain crimes, the wrong outfit, searching fanart of any fictional character

"This summer - a hot new sitcom about a genius scientist and single mother caught in an accident involving gamma radiation. Starting life in a small town, she's got four kids to raise and nine arms to raise them with. Tuesdays on Poob, Catherine O'Hara IS ______!"

The guy's British, he's HUGE, he ALWAYS knows the time and he won't SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT

A non-electronic children's toy, less popular in the modern era. Should've sent WAY more kids to the hospital

What the Great Wizard wants for their birthday

Do you think I'm really good at making crossword puzzles?

A variety of beer is favored by people who love hops and disgusting Clove

The name of an adorable animal with an active online fanbase. It's not a real specific animal but it's one I made up in my mind.

Listen. It's the word "Con". Crosswords are hard, okay?

It's wild to imagine that some British people will use this term to talk about the bathroom. I'm not convinced they do. They might? Who knows. Big world out there.

The most tempting - and potentially dangerous - part of a cat

They can't help with wizardry, but they are delicious

What the Great Wizard says when he accidentally casts a spell to make all of Jack Blacks bones fall out

It's seen in hair products and some cleaners, but I personally wish there were more you could eat

Gained from coffee, stimulants, absorbing the life essence of your enemies, ect.

I can't seem to find mine, but the conservatives seem pretty upset about it so I hope I didn't plan something embarrassing in it.

I'm not going to lie to you. It's Pepsi.

A big one of these is what started this whole mess

The rejoicing of a Mario

An alternative, far less interesting name for a centaur

EDM producer (Or, alternatively, maybe a gay whale god of some kind? I haven't read the book)

Friend to flowers, enemy to Nic Cage

What Jack Black says when all his bones fall out

Absolutely something the made-up animal celebrity from 16A would get SO MANY VIEWS for having

What you'll be saying after you finish this crossword

A mathematician's favorite sweet treat

Fred's secret weapon in Scooby Doo. Alternatively, a style choice that should've caught on more.

Potentially the only person to have seen the 1971 Donald Sutherland thriller Klute

The weapon of choice for beatnik poets and video game primates

The type of adorable animal from 16A, maybe.