"Hey you can't have that! That snorkel was just like a snorkel to me!!! And he's like, 'Tough!' and I'm like, 'Give it!' and he's like, '____ __!' and I'm like, ' 'kay?' So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus and I bit off his ears and he chewed off my eyebrows and I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation!!!!" (yes indeed you better believe it)