I AM NOT KIDDING.
THIS IS A VERY RUDE PUZZLE.
DO NOT GO PAST THIS BLOG SCREEN IF YOU AREN'T READY TO THINK ABOUT RUDE THINGS.
Look, I'll give you a hint. "Cocks" isn't in the puzzle, but that's about the level of rude we're at. It might have been.
That should be enough warning. Go ahead if you're gonna.