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Left half of a donkey's sound... well the left half a donkey probably wouldn't be able to make a sound. You got what I meant though right?

Create an ___or. Wait, is this type of clue allowed? I hope so!

The pronoun of the person who sells sea shell by the sea shore, or so I've heard

Prefix to Maid or Chant... not really etymologically but we can pretend

It's objectively female? I promise I'm not a weird gender essentialist; this is just a pun...