A philosophy popular among a particular type of person who was born into copious wealth and continues to accrue more. But never mind the wild privilege; I'm sure it's the 5am wake-up time and cold showers that explain your success, as Marcus Aurelius would attest.
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A philosophy popular among a particular type of person who was born into copious wealth and continues to accrue more. But never mind the wild privilege; I'm sure it's the 5am wake-up time and cold showers that explain your success, as Marcus Aurelius would attest.
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"Lemme get that"
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The town where, no joke, I knew a summer intern who rented a bed in a room full of bunk beds at a "hacker house" for $900 per month in the 2010s
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Frequent pairing with saag
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Office layout that increases sales of noise-cancelling headphones rather than productivity
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Appending "in bed" to the end of your fortune cookie fortune: juvenile; tired. Appending this phrase instead: mysterious; vaguely threatening.
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Kanga's offspring
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Luxury fashion brand founded by Gianni, now artistically directed by Donatella
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Oklahoma city
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Pupil's place
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One who plays Neko Atsume or Dark Souls III, for example
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Lets it stand, for short
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Set free
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What Left Shark did to Katy Perry
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GPS calc
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"I didn't know that scorpions lived in my part of the country, until I found my cat playing with a live one in my bedroom, so that's nice!" (This clue based on a true story)
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I, Germanly
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Actor who is apparently really well-known for reciting a Shelley poem
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Stephen King's pandemic novel
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Back again
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More achey
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Person who I'm sure totally deserved a salary 272 times bigger than their median-paid employee in 2022 (stat from average S&P 500 cos. according to AFL-CIO)
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A boy cow (that won't be making more)
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Kids these days grow up without knowing the joy of sticking chalk nubs inside these as a "prank" so that the teacher makes new marks as they try to clear the chalkboard (yes, we thought we were clever)
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Nashville-based artist org.
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Ask over
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"What a scorcher!" fans self
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Deem appropriate
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Below freezing, in Celsius
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These get worked on both arm and leg day
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Shrivel to a husk, as r/skincareaddiction thinks a person does on their 30th birthday
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Football and football
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Yield, in the ring
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Repeated stadium cheer
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Molecule that might be 62A
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Limit
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Sick
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Hold (off)
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I hear you're not supposed to do this because washing rare old coins decreases their value. That's what everyone means, right?
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NYSE debuts, such as Uber's terrible, no-good, very bad day in 2019. (But don't worry guys! They finally became profitable 5 years later by screwing over their employees contractors.)
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Entrances to the early headquarters of Apple, Hewlett-Packard, Amazon...
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What can fit behind small 10D (if the space isn't already occupied by some entrepreneurial nerds who dropped out of college)
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"It's not ___ unless it originated in the ___ region of Norway; otherwise it's just sparkling fancy-turns-while-downhill-skiing."
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"Does the pope shit in the woods?" but shorter and (probably) less sarcastically
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Common conjugation of be
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Ruling periods
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What goes inside the Oreo
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Until 2015, the only one on Instagram was 1:1
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The Golden Bachelor ending
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Saxophone, clarinet, or bulrush
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Celestial accessory represented by Alnitak, Alnilam, and Mintaka
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Ramirez, of Grey's Anatomy and (sigh) And Just Like That...
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Daze
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Things picked by pedants
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Nymph cursed to only repeat the last words spoken to her (note to self: never fuck with Juno)
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The location where you and Shakira are meant to be together
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Tech-focused website whose primary relevance is appearing in crosswords (shoutout to my friend who will be annoyed by this fill)
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Fancy little feet and overhangs that make fonts look more old-timey
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Someone who might put up with living in a "hacker house" and giving themselves carpal tunnel for the sake of becoming a Silicon Valley unicorn
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Excise
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Pontificated
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Bone-related prefix
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At least two make up a tennis match
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Existential end?
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"You wouldn't download kung fu, would you?" This guy: "Hold my beer vat of goo."
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"___ Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
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Portuguese saint
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Fun fact: the longest NBA game ever had 6 of these (but hopefully you don't need any to finish this crossword)
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